Friday 17 June 2011

The correct procedures for romancing de goat!! Wallahi!!!

Wallahi my brothers and pleased to nice see you guys very nice.

Below are the correct procedures for making the sex with de goats;

  • You have to wine and dine the goat and i'm not takeing the piss from you guys this is real
  • You MUST NOT just slip your pee pee into de goat or you will have the poo poo all over your pee pee (Understanding me? Nice)
  • When you first entering de goat you take the time with this very nice as it can cause very very bad injury
  • When you are finishing with de goat you must hold the goat and say like this "I fucking love you goat" If you are not doing this, the goat can get extremely emotional and bite you from the penis. This is not good as you will needing the penis for next you are feeling like making the sex with the goat

This is evrything all for now - The next post will be entitled "Know Your Goat"

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