Thursday, 30 June 2011

The Dangers Of Brown Nosing - Yes this is for you Eddie (You made me do it) Do you know or understand what I mean?


DON'T FUCKING BE ONE !!!!!





The dangers of brown nosing are pretty apparent from the video we see above.

I have been forced to post this today as we have had a serious violation recently (yes its you Eddie)

BROWN NOSING HAS NO PLACE IN OUR SECRET SOCIETY OF RETARDS

Please see below for some definitions and some pretty pictures (Do you know or understand what I mean?)


1. brown noser
A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.
"Whoa, didya see Edgar washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."


2. brown noser
when someone sucks up so badly to another person, that they are literally up their ass 24/7, which gives them the brown nose
Paul: dude Edgar is such a brown noser.
Doug: ya i know.
Paul: no man, i mean he actually has a peice of shit on his nose.



brown noser
Brown nosing, an alternative to a suck up. When someone attention seeks by over complimenting another, without critisizing them.

This conjurs the mental image of putting your nose through a anus, which termed a brown noser.
"But they won't be interested in talking to you if you just brown nose them."


Brown Noser
Someone who sucks up to their boss or teacher in order to recieve a promotion or better grades
Guy 1: Those four girls are kissing up to the teacher so bad!

Guy 2: I know, they are known as "The Brown Nosers"


Brown noser
A kiss ass who sucks up to a person in authority to rise through the ranks faster then his peers and his boss
Did you hear about Tosh's promotion?

Man, what a brown noser.


brown noser
Someone who kisses/licks a person's arse (and so gets a brown nose)
verb: That Julian is a real brown noser
adj: Eddie; I've got to do some brown nosing with the boss





Lets just all learn a lesson from our dear friend Eddie........Its not his fault he got so caught up with the back clunge fruit that he forgot to maintain our standards. 
Do not ridicule Eddie when you see him, instead offer him guidance as you would any other brother.

Peace and Much Love to all !!





Friday, 17 June 2011

Know your gaot

it is very importantings to Know your goat before you make the sex with de goat please take the time to read the diagram as wrong insertion make result in sad goat

get the squrirall highings

Here today we have very special postings of how to get animals high off the dope 

The correct procedures for romancing de goat!! Wallahi!!!

Wallahi my brothers and pleased to nice see you guys very nice.

Below are the correct procedures for making the sex with de goats;

  • You have to wine and dine the goat and i'm not takeing the piss from you guys this is real
  • You MUST NOT just slip your pee pee into de goat or you will have the poo poo all over your pee pee (Understanding me? Nice)
  • When you first entering de goat you take the time with this very nice as it can cause very very bad injury
  • When you are finishing with de goat you must hold the goat and say like this "I fucking love you goat" If you are not doing this, the goat can get extremely emotional and bite you from the penis. This is not good as you will needing the penis for next you are feeling like making the sex with the goat

This is evrything all for now - The next post will be entitled "Know Your Goat"

I fucked a Chicken once i did and it was no fucking accident like!

The names Gerwyn and i fuck chickens. Once i had a Chicken inside me while i was fucking a goat that was bang tidy like. Anyway, Fuuucckiiinnngggg ummmmm im a conaserge too like i am and i gotta help some old cunts that live here with a therapeutic walk around of the site. I work with a fucking odd looking Taff-Arab he's a fucking arsehole like.